A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey.
The barkeep says 5 shots, yes the guy says I'm celebrating my first blowjob.
The barkeep replies hell let me buy you 1.
No thanks the guy says if 5 don't get the taste out of my mouth, then the 6th wont matter.
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