1 What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
2 How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
3 What's the blonde's cheer?
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well...
4 What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
5 How does a blonde moonwalk?
She pulls down her panties and slides her butt along the floor!
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