1. Send him to the store for tampons, telling him to ask which is the best brand.
2. When he tells you he loves you say, "I do, wait, I don't love you!"
3. Tell him you're a covicted serial killer everytime he asks you how are you.
4. Spill his favorite and most expensive cologne down the toilet and tell him he made me do it!
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