She wasn't sure whether or not to take a foam mattress with her to her summer camp job.
"Sleep on it," I said.
Update: It's the mattress -not the joke- that's dirty. We use it for camping a lot and it is actually quite disgusting. The joke? Clean as a whistle. Sorry for the confusion.
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