Redneck quickies 7


You might be a redneck if...


You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."


Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.


Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.


You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.


You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.


The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.


You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.


The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.


Your brother-in-law is your uncle.


You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

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