An old guy, a young man, an old women, and a young women are all riding in a train. The two women were facing the two guys in the same compartment. As the train was going crossing the countryside, it enters a tunnel, and everything becomes dark. While in the tunnel, you hear a KISS then a SMACK. When the train leaves the tunnel, the young guy is rubbing his face as if he was smacked.
The old lady thinks: “He must’ve tried to kiss the young lady and needed up getting smacked.”
The young lady thinks: “He must’ve tried kissing me and ended up kissing the old lady and she smacked him.”
The young guy thinks: “The old guy must’ve tried to kiss the old lady and she tried to hit him but hit me by accident.”
The old guy thinks: “On the next tunnel I am going to kiss my hand again and smack the young guy again.”
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