A marshmallow is being interviewed by the police. He is a witness for a murder of his friend. An officer walked up to him and said from across the table, "Now, tell me what happened."
"It was awful; first he was stabbed, then roasted, then smushed."
The marshmallow replied.
"Oh my god!" The officer yelled.
"Yeah, it was *smore-bid*."
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