When suddenly the one in front stops.
"Oh god, I think that's a pile of bear shit." He says, pointing towards the steaming pile of crap lying in the middle of the path.
"Mean, it *looks* like bear shit..." He says
Then the second hiker steps up and leans over the pile of crap to inhale some of the fumes.
"Yeah, it *smells* like bear shit."
Then the third hiker steps up and picks up the pile of crap. He molds around in his bare hands for a while as the other stare at him. Finally, he puts it back down and says
"It certainly *feels* like bear shit."
Then the fourth hiker steps up and grabs a fistful of it and puts it in his mouth. The others watch as he chews it for a while, thinking about the taste. Finally he swallows and says
"I guess it *tastes* like bear shit."
Then the first hiker piped up again
"Alright, it's *propbably* beat shit." He says, looking down at what's left of the pile.
"So make sure not to step in it!"
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