3 Wishes

A rabbit and a bear were walking thru the woods when they saw a magic lamp. They ran up to it and the genie came out.
�I�ll grant u 3 wishes each for freeing me. The bear can start,� said the genie
�I wish every bear in the entire forest, except me, was a female!� said the bear.
�Wish granted,� said the genie. And then the rabbit took his turn.
�I wish I had a motorcycle that could go faster then anything in the world� said the rabbit.
�Wish granted,� said the genie. And a shiny new motorcycle stood in front of the rabbit.
�Ok,� said the bear, �I wish every bear in the country, except for me, was a female!�
�Wish granted,� said the genie.
�I wish had, �said the rabbit, �a motorcycle helmet�
�Wish granted,� said the genie and a new helmet appeared on the ground in front of the rabbit.
�For my last wish,� said the bear, �I wish every bear on the planet, except for me, was a female!!�
�Wish granted,� said the genie. The bear was very excited now.
�I wish,� said the rabbit. He mounted his motorcycle. And he buckled his helmet. He revved his motorcycle. �I wish,� said the rabbit, as he kicked back the peg, �I wish the bear was gay!!�
Vroooooooooooooooooooooooomm!