3 Secret Agents get caught by terrorist

One Black, one Asian, and one White. The terrorists say "you have 3 ways to die, chose your death, shot in the head, stabbed by a sword or a slow death by being injected with Aids? Black guys say " I wanna die quick shot me in the head, a guy walks up and boom shots him dead. Asian guys says" I wanna die in a old traditional way. So they go up to him and stabbed him in the stomach and he bleeds to death. Its the white guys turn, he says getting shot in the head is too messy and stabbing myself with a sword looks too painful, So inject me with the AIDS virus, a guy walks up gets the needle ready, grabs his arm,and then injects him with the AIDS virus, then the guy says haha I had a condom on

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