So in Cheerio Land there are 4 levels to the social hierarchy.

At the bottom you've got plain cheerios, these are your basic working class folks.

Above them are the honey nut cheerios, more of the middle-management level cheerios.

After them are the fruity cheerios, you know, the real artsy, middle-class types.

At the top are the frosted cheerios, the truly rich and famous.

So one day plain ol' regular ol' Cheerio Joe was walking down the sidewalk, and he saw an incredibly beautiful frosted Cheerio girl. He said to himself, "I'm gonna work real hard, and one day I'll become a frosted cheerio, and then I'm gonna find that girl and I'm gonna marry her."

So he goes and gets a job at the local Burger Flipper joint. He works really hard, and learns how to flip burgers really well. He flips burgers so well that soon people start coming from all over town to this Burger Flipper joint to try Cheerio Joe's amazing burgers.

One day, his store manager came to him and said, "Cheerio Joe, you've made me so rich I've decided to retire and give you my job." And poof! Cheerio Joe became a honey nut Cheerio.

As the manager of this Burger Flippers joint, Cheerio Joe teaches all the burger flippers there how to flip burgers really well. They flip burgers so well that soon people start coming from all over the region to try Cheerio Joe's famous burgers.

One day, the regional manager came to him and said, "Cheerio Joe, you've made me so rich I've decided to retire and give you my job." And poof! Cheerio Joe became a fruity Cheerio.

So now as the regional manager Cheerio Joe travels to all of the Burger Flipper joints in the region and teaches all of the burger flippers how to flip burgers really well. They all flip burgers so well that soon people start traveling from all over Cheerio Land to try Cheerio Joe's famous burgers.

One day, the owner of Burger Flippers Inc. came to him and said, "Cheerio Joe, you've made me so rich I've decided to retire and give you my job." And poof! Cheerio Joe became a Frosted Cheerio!

So he said, "Now that I'm a Frosted Cheerio, I'm gonna go out and find that Frosted Cheerio girl and I'm gonna marry her!"

So he goes out and he finds her and he marries her.

Ok, so now we're at the wedding reception. The Frosted Cheerio girl says to Cheerio Joe, "I'm thirsty, can you get me some water or something?"

So Cheerio Joe goes to find some water, but he comes back and says to the Frosted Cheerio girl, "There's a really long line for water, would some milk be ok instead?"

She's says that will be fine, so Cheerio Joe goes to find some milk. But, he comes back and says to the Frosted Cheerio girl, "There's a really long line for milk, too."

The Frosted Cheerio girl replies, "This is a wedding reception, shouldn't there be some punch?" So Cheerio Joe looks around and he realizes there is no punch line.

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