The brunette mom says, "I was going through my daughters room the other day and found a bottle of vodka, I can't believe my daughter drinks!"
The red head mom says, " that's nothing, I was going through my daughters room the other day and found a bag of Marijuana, I can't believe my daughter does drugs!"
The blonde mom says, "I got that beat. I was going through my daughters room the other day and found a box of condoms, I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"
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