Three men with Parkinson's are sitting in a bar, and one says to the other two, "Eurgh, life is so hard, it took me ten minutes to open my front door his morning!"
Another says, "You think you have it hard? It took me fifteen minutes to butter some toast!"
To which the third man replies "You guys have it easy, I came three times trying to take a piss!"
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