3 men on a train

There were 3 men on a train, all sitting on the same row.

There was a Russian, a polish guy and an Englishman.


The Russian man brings out his finest bottle of vodka, takes a sip and throws it out of the window, all whilst exclaiming "there's more where that came from." The others were impressed.


Next, the Polish guy brings out his finest cigar, takes a smoke and throws it out the window. "There's more where that came from."


Finally, the Englishman had to top these wonderful acts, so he picked up the immigrant and threw him out the window. "There's more where that came from"

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