An Italian in Paris

An Italian man visiting Paris with his friends goes to the Eiffel Tower. Underneath he meets a beautiful woman. He asks her to dinner and she agrees. They share a bottle of wine, and head back to the hotel where he is staying. She gets in bed, and he gets on top of her.
They start kissing and the Italian man begins to take his clothes off.

The French woman says, “I can’t make love unless I have a little wind.”

So, the Italian man starts blowing in her ear.

The French woman says, “I can’t make love without hearing some thunder.”

So, the Italian man starts banging on the night stand.

The French woman says, “I can’t make love without seeing some lightning.”

So, the Italian man starts turning the light switch on and off.

The next day, he is talking with his friends. They ask if he made love to the French girl.
He replies, “How can I fuck in such awful weather.”