3 men are in the middle east, traveling across the desert. At one point, they find a small hut in the desert, about 5 miles away from civilization. Inside are many women. Naturally, they start to fool around with the women. Suddenly, their husband comes home with 2 guards. The husband tells the 3 men to line up.
Husband: You, What is your job?
Man 1: I'm a cop.
The husband's guard proceeded to shoot his penis off.
Husband: And what about you?
Man 2: I'm a firefighter
The husband's guard proceeded to light a torch and burn his penis off.
Husband: And you?
The third man started to smile, barely able to control his laughter.
Husband: What? Why are you laughing?!
Man 3: I am a lollipop vendor.
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