3 men are drowning in the sea, an English man, an Irish man and a Chinese man. Realizing they are about to die they all start repenting their sins and start praying to god.
The English man says "Save me, save me". So God saves him.
The Irish man says "Save me, save me". So God saves him.
The Chinese man says "Shave me, shave me". So God shaves him.
He later dies.
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