One hunter, a little drunker than the others, says he has to take a dump and wanders off into the woods. After a while the other two hunters notice he's been gone a while and go looking for him. They find him passed out with his pants down. One of them says to the other, "Let's play a trick on him. We'll take the deer guts from our kill and put them under him and he'll think he shit out his guts." So naturally they do.
The next morning the drunk hunter comes stumbling back into camp. The two hunters laughing say, "Where have you been?" He says "Oh man, you wouldn't believe it! I shit out my guts!" Laughing they say, "Oh really, what happened?" He says, "Yea, last night I shit out my guts, but luckily with the help of God and a crooked stick I got them all back in."
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