3 Guys on a dock

There are three guys out on a dock fishing. One of them thinks he has a fish and pulls up an old bottle. *Poof* A genie appears. "I've been in that damn bottle for... I don't even know how long," says the genie. "I'm going to grant all three of you three wishes!"

The fishermen are ecstatic. The first wishes to be incredibly rich. *Poof* A bank statement saying he has one hundred million dollars appears in his hand. The second, a little jealous, wishes to be the richest man in the world. *poof* A bank statement for one hundred billion dollars appears in his hand. The third smirks at the other two, and wishes that his right arm spins forwards continuously.

For his second wish, the first gentleman asks for the most beautiful woman in the world to marry him. *poof* She appears and there's a ring now on both of their fingers. The second man wishes for any woman he meets to fall head over heels for him. Immediately, the first man's wife walks over and puts her arm around him. The third, still smirking, wishes for his left arm to continually spin backwards.

The first man is getting fed up with the second man's one-upping and wishes to be very happy and successful in life. He's immediately made the CEO of a very profitable fortune 500 company where his only job requirement is to go golfing when he wants and travel the world. The second man wishes to be very powerful. He is made the president of the United States. The third laughs to himself and wishes for his head to continuously nod up and down.

The men agree to meet again a year later to see how everything is going.

A year goes by and they meet down on the same dock. The first man is very happy, and couldn't ask for anything more in life. Wisely, he left his wife at home. The second man is doing great as well. He's used his leverage with women to make the world a better place and grew much less selfish as the leader of the free world. Up walks the third man; his left arm spinning one way, his right the other, and his head bobbing up and down. He looks at the other two men and says, "Hey guys. I think I really fucked up."