3 guys get into Heaven. An angel greets them.
"Welcome to Heaven. You can have anything you want in here EXCEPT for your #1 indulgence when you were living on Earth. We may test your willpower so be careful."
The first guy was a huge classic car collector.
The second guy was an avid coin collector.
And the third guy was really addicted to having anal sex.
After a few days in Heaven, the first guy was walking around and noticed a classic red convertible that he had always dreamed of driving. He gave in and jumped in the car to take it for a spin. 5 seconds into the joy ride *POOF* he disappeared and went to Hell.
The second guy was also walking around and saw the rarest and most mint condition silver coin he had ever seen. He bent over to pick it up and *POOF* both guys disappeared.
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