3 guys go to hell...

3 guys go to hell, and the devil greets them for orientation.
"You each came here for different reasons" he says, "but I'm going to let you pick one vice, and you can do that, but ONLY that, for eternity."

So he goes to the first guy, who was an alcoholic, and after a moment of thought the alcoholic says "I want an infinite supply of every kind of top shelf alcohol, and infinite supply of ice, and an infinite supply of clean glasses"
"Very well" says the devil, and he locks him in a room with his drinks.

The second guy is an adulterer, and says "I want 2000 college aged women, that's it."
"Very well" says the devil, and locks him in a room with the women.

The third man is a pothead, and says "I want an infinite supply of every strain of weed, and infinite supply of rolling papers, and an infinite supply of every kind of pipe."
"Very well" says the devil, and locks him in a room with all of that.

2000 years pass, and the devil comes back to check on them. He opens the first door and the alcoholic is curled up in the corner sobbing, covered in broken glass and vomit.
"How's it going little buddy?" asks the devil.
"If I ever see another drop of alcohol, I'm going to kill myself" cries the drunk.
"Ok, sounds good, bye then." says the devil, and locks him back in his room. He goes to the room with the adulterer and opens the door.

All the young women in the room are screaming at each other and him, they're in little clicques of 2 or 3 that change constantly and dramatically, and everyone seems to be trying to debate politics and philosophy with only a Freshman level education on what they're talking about. The man is curled up in the corner, covering his ears and sobbing.
"How's it going little buddy?" asks the devil.
The man looks up through tears in his eyes and whimpers: "If I ever see another young woman again I'm going to kill myself".
"Ok, sounds good, bye then" says the devil, and locks him back in his room. He goes to the pothead's room, unlocks the door, and the pothead, waiting by the door, shouts "Do you have a fucking lighter?!"