3 guys get lost hiking in the woods. They used up all of their food and are only left with a single piece of bologna. So they decided to all go to sleep and once they woke up whoever has the best dream will get it.
The next morning they all wake up and the first guy says, " I had a dream where I had sex with a hundred girls."
"That's nothing", the second guy says, "I had a dream where I had sex with a thousand girls."
"Well", the third guy says, "In my dream I didn't have sex with any girls, but instead I had a dream about a song, it goes like this: Yankee Doodle came to town riding on a pony. When you bitches fell asleep I ate the damn bologna."
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