3 guys are camping in the desert, and one gets bit by a rattlesnake on the dick.

The other two friends run down to the next campsite where they saw some hippies earlier.
"You're gonna have to suck the venom out." A hippie tells them.
"Okay, we know what we have to do." One pal replies.
The two friends run back to their pal with the snakebite.
"What did they say!?" Snakebite screams.
"They said you're gonna die, dude."

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