Missing Wife

- Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
- Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
- Sergeant: What is her height?
- Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
- Sergeant: Weight?
- Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
- Sergeant: Color of eyes?
- Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
- Sergeant: Color of hair?
- Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
- Sergeant: What was she wearing?
- Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
- Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
- Husband: She went in my truck.
- Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
- Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine, special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelin's. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
- At this point the husband started choking up.
- Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.