28AAAAA

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and
set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an
expensive department store and approached the sales lady in
lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily
replied in the negative


So she left the store and proceded to another department store
where she was given similar treatment.


After a third try at another department store in the mall, she
was very frustrated. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open
her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The lady
looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"