says he can't come in, he has a terrible hangover.
the boss says "well, when that happens to me, i ask my wife for sex, and that usually fixes me right up."
the guy says he'll try that.
later, he comes into work, ready to go. the boss sees him and says
"so, that worked, didn't it?"
the guy says "yes, it did, and you have a really nice house."
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