2 old gypsies were sitting in a field together pulling carrots. One turns to the other and says, "You know, this carrot here sure does remind me of my old man's cock." Her friend looks at it inquisitively and asks, "What way's that? Is it the length or the girth?'" She turns to her slowly and says..... "The Dirt!"
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