Jelly Donuts

One day Jenny's parents decided to go out to eat and see a movie. They tell her not to have anyone over. So her parents leave. About 15 minutes later she hears the doorbell ring. "Oh my boyfriend is here." She opens the door to bring him upstairs to do some stuff. About an hour later the doorbell rings and she says, "Shit my second boyfriend is here!" So she stuffs her first boyfriend into a closet full of bones. She opens the door and brings her second boyfriend upstairs to do some stuff. About an hour later the doorbell rings again and she says, "Shit my third boyfriend is here!" So she stuffs her second boyfriend into a closet of feathers. She opens the door and brings her third boyfriend upstairs to do some stuff. About an hour later she hears the front door open and she says, "Shit my parents are home!" So she stuffs her third boyfriend into a closet full of used tampons. About five years later she remembers that her boyfriends were in the closet. She opens the first closet and finds bones and more bones. She opens the second closet and finds feathers and bones. She opens the third closet to find her boyfriend. She says to him, "How did you survive after all these years?" He replies, "I just ate the jelly filled donuts."