Two nuns, a mother superior & a novice are driving down a dark country lane in the middle of the night. They turn a corner & suddenly Satan appears before them surrounded by hellfire & brimstone. "What do we do, Mother Superior?" screamed the novice. "Quick girl..show him your cross!"..........the novice got out of the car "YOU STUPID FEKKIN' EEJIT!! I DAMN NEAR RAN YOU DOWN, SO I DID!"
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