Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when a seagull
dumps a load on one of the blondes. The brunette says, "I'll go and get
some toilet paper." When she left, one blonde turns to the other blonde
and says "Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull
will be miles away."
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