I apologize if its crap.
2 Irishmen,2 Scotsman and 2 Englishmen are hanging onto a tree branch for dear life, 50 feet above the ground. Suddenly, they hear the branch slowly cracking. One of the Irishmen says that it cant hold everyone's weight, two of them are going to have to let go. The two Scotsman say "We arent letting go" as do the Englishmen. The two Irishmen start whispering to each other. Suddenly one of them announces "Okay. We have decided that we are going to sacrifice our lives for the 4 of you, we hope you get rescued and have great lives". The 2 Englishmen are brought to tears by this noble act and both start clapping.......
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