An inmate is on death row, waiting to be executed. The guard comes to his cell and asks him what his last request is.
"Since, I don't particularly have a favorite food, I'm going to request singing a song instead, one time, and without interruptions," the inmate replied. "This song was one my dad taught me when I was a young child."
The guard nodded, and allowed him to sing his song.
The inmate takes a shaky breath and starts, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
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