The first horse looks at the second & says "what are u & the farmer doin today", the 2nd horse says "we're gonna hook up the cart go to town & pick up some supplies, & u?". The first horse replies " probaly gonna hook up the plow & work out in the feilds". Just then a dog walks in & see's the 2 horses talkin & asks "what r u guys talkin about?" The first horse looks at the second & gasps "Holy Shit Dude, A Talkin Dog!!!"
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