A waiter comes up and asks the two friends "what can I get you?" The first guy says "well, what are your specials today?"To which the waiter replies "today, sir, we have a tongue sandwich. Yes, the tongue sandwich is our special today." Sitting quietly for a moment the man replies "...you know I think… Well I've never had a tongue sandwich before...I think I'll try it. In fact, why don't you make it a double...yes, I'll have a double tongue sandwich." The waiter replies "okay", scribbles down the order and faces the other gentleman and asks "and for you sir?" Before he orders, the second guy says to his friend "EWWW! Good God! I can't believe you! That is disgusting! I just…don't understand!! How can you possibly eat something that comes out of an ANIMAL'S MOUTH!?" After saying this the second man looks up at the waiter, hands him the menu and says "I'll have the egg salad sandwich."
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