The first guys dog runs around, sets up the tent, lights a fire, and cooks a boiled.
The second guy says "that's nothing"! His dog runs around, sets up the tent, lights a fire, cooks a boiled egg, and then stands up on his front legs with his bum in the air.
The first guy says, "what's he doing that for?" The second guy says "he knows I need something to hold my boiled egg"
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