One asks another, "How did you die?"
"I was home after work and I saw some mans shoes infront of the door that were not mine. I thought my wife was cheating on me. I went in and checked the wardrobe, no one there. Checked under the bed, no one there. I was so happy that I got a heart attack"
"Well if you checked the fridge both you and I would be alive"
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