When suddenly one of the two spots a lion, preying at them from a distance.
"Fuck, not only are we lost in the jungle, now theres a lion in the bushes coming towards us too!" he yells.
In responce the other immediately grabs his running shoes from his backpack and starts changeing his boots for the running shoes.
"What the hell are you doing, you'll never outrun a lion!" says the man that first spotted the lion.
"You are probably right," says the other, "I can't outrun the lion, even with my running shoes. However, now I can outrun you."
Old but gold
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