A tourist walks on a secluded beach and sees a disheveled woman in torn clothes and absolutely hysterical.
He calms her down so she is coherent and asks what happened.
She tells him that she found a sealed bottle, and when she removed the seal, a genie came out and said "You freed me after a thousand years, now I will fulfill three wishes"
"Wow, lady what the hell did you wish for?" asks the tourist.
- Oh, he didn't care at all about MY wishes.
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