Johnny was 11 years old and his little brother was 7.one morning Johnny decides its time to start cussing and his little brother agrees. a little while later their mom yells up the stairs and tells them to come down for breakfast.
When they get downstairs Mom looks at little Johnny and asks what he would like for breakfast. Johnny says " aw hell mom, I don't know, just give me some of those cheerios." His mom slaps him across the mouth and sends him to his room. Then she looks at the little brother and says "Now what would you like for breakfast?" the little boy looks up at his mom and says "i don't know, but it sure as shit wont be cheerios!"
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