Little Johnny and his dad went shopping at the grocery store. Walking down an aisle, Johnny asked his dad if he could have a box of Lucky Charms. His dad said," Well, Johnny, can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Johnny said, "No!!" Johnny's dad said, "Well, there's your answer."Later, Johnny asked if he could have Spagettios. His dad, again, said, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Johnny said,"No!!" His dad said, "Well, there's your answer." At the end of the shopping trip, Johnny's dad felt bad about how he had talked to Johnny, so he bought him an instant lottery ticket. Johnny scratched the ticket and found that he won $1,000!!! His dad said,"Hey, Johnny, you gonna share the money with your old man?" Johnny asked,"Dad, can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Johnny's dad said,"As a matter of fact, I can!"Johnny said,"GOOD, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!"
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