Obama dies but after 10 years he gets bored and asks the god to let him go back to life and see how his people are doing.
Now he is back to the life he enters a bar and orders some beer. Then he asks the bartender, "How is the country doing?"
The bartender replies, "Everything is fine, now we are the one empire covering all the world"
Obama asks suprised, "The whole world?"
"Yes, the whole world is one empire now"
This makes Obama happy, he finishes his beer and asks the bartender, "OK, young man, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "Just two rubles"
Edit: spelling
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