A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares and hotel accommodation, but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you or someone you know would be interested and wanted to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church in New York City at 5 pm.
Her name's Brenda.
She will be the one in the white dress.
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