And says:
Drunk: Give me a beer.
Bartender: I can't do that, I cut you off an hour ago.
Drunk: oh come on, I'll do just about anything for a beer.
Bartender: ok, you do these three things for me and I will give free beers until close. First, you must chug the pitcher of today's grease from the grill. Next, my dog downstairs - he is a Rott and a mean son of bitch, by the way - has a bad tooth, you need to pull it. Lastly, see that old woman in the corner? That's my grandma, you gotta fuck her.
The drunk happily agrees and runs to his first task. He grabs the pitcher and begins to chug. He throws up a few times, but eventually gets it all down. Running down stairs, the drunk slams the door behind him. The entire bar goes silent at the sound of barking and screams. After about 5 minutes of this, the drunk slams open the door and quickly shuts it behind him. His face is bloody, large bite marks cover his body, and his clothes are in tatters. He looks at the bartender and says:
Drunk: Alright, now where's that bitch with the bad tooth?!
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