A couple went to a certain nude resort for...


A couple went to a certain nude resort for their honeymoon. The
husband fell asleep as he was tanning himself on the beach. When he woke,
his "tool", shall we say, was red and respectably sunburned. As it itched
and hurt quite a bit, he went back to the cabin to find something to cool it
with. When he got back to his cabin, he opened the refrigerator, and to his
dismay, there was no ice, no water, nothing with which to cool his "tool",
only a quart of milk. Being desparate, he poured the milk in to a glass,
and stuck his dong in it to cool it. At that moment,
his wife walked in. Taking a look at her naked husband and the strategic
placement of the glass of milk, she exclaimed, "Aha! So that's how you
reload!"

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