10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?"


"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.


Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure
how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it
and get back to me.


Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.


Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.


Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.


Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he
knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.


Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he
was never sure how to position it.


Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about
it.


Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.


Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I
miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"


"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"


"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"