Eye of the Hurricane
Q: How does a hurricane see?
A: With its eye.
Weather Jokes
Bees in the Rain
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without the...
Queen’s Rain
Q: What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitat...
Mexico Weather
Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili...
Evaporating Raindrop
Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'...
Roof Shingles
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: ...
Bear Caught in the Rain
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Seattle Rain
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain i...
Umbrellas Up
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: A...
Sprinkling Rain
Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It...
Rain Feast
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: ...
Raindrop Conversation
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: ...
Rapper Rain
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo' ...
Horses and Weather
Q: What's the difference between a horse and th...
Raining Money
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "...
King’s Rain
Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitat...
Weather Money
Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse...
Horse vs Rain
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and th...
Foggy LA
Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
A...
Thermometer Love
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other th...
Tornado Cow
Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted...
Lightning Love
Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other...
Lazy Weather
Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it wi...
Sport Strike
Q: What type of lightning likes to play sports?...
Weather Underwear
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
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