Walrus Jokes

Walrus Jokes

2 walruses walk into a bar..

the first walrus is swearing and acting extreml...

I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles songs..

I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles...

I am the Walrus....ku-ku-ka-joo

Q: Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware Part...

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

*What does a walrus and Tupperware have in comm...

So the penguin...

A penguin is driving to the grocery store and B...

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
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What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus

me fukin ur mom HAHA


bet u didnt see that coming