Termite Jokes

Termite Jokes

A termite walks into a bar...

Is the bar tender here?

A ________ walks into a bar...

Horse - bartender says "why the long face?"

Te...

A termite walks into a bar

Steps up to the counter, knocks on it and asks ...

A termite walks into a bar...

And he says, "where is the bartender?"

A Termite Walks Into A Bar

A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, "Is the Ba...

A termite walks into a bar

He says, "is the bar tender here?"

A termite walks into a bar...

and says "Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"

So a termite walks into a bar...

And he sits down and says, "Hey, is the bar ten...

A termite walks into a bar.

The bartender does not notice and continues ser...

A termite walks into a pub and asks...

...is the bar tender here?

a termite walks into a bar

And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

A Termite Walks into a Bar

and asks, "hey, where's the bar tender?"

A termite walks into a bar...

... and says, “Hey, is the bar tender here?”

A termite walks into a bar and says Is the Bar Tender here?

A termite walks into a bar and says Is the Bar ...

A termite walked into a bar and asked, Is the bartender here?

A termite walked into a bar and asked, Is the b...

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? ...