So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett.
They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd.
Squid Jokes
What did the man say to the giant squid?
What's kraken?
JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA
A woman walks into a fancy seafood restaurant...
...and is asked by the waiter to pick something...
What does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten tickles.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squ...
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain...
What does a squid sheriff form?
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On s...
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, m...
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.