Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Watching The Game


A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the wor...

Your Clock's Spinning


A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day...

Instant Replays


I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year o...

The Top 9 Predictions for the Shortened NBA Season


9 . To make up for 30% fewer games, players co...

Scratch Golfer


Two women were paired together as partners in ...

You might be a college student if . . .


22. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putti...

Tiger woods in bed.


On their wedding night the new couple are just...

Bullfighters


What do you call four bullfighters in quicksan...

El padre Juan est� jugando


El padre Juan est� jugando al golf con una mon...

Learned From Kids


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
...

I did all of that?


After a particularly poor game of golf, a popu...

Spring training


Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first...

Being faithful?


Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th weddi...

O.J., Elway, and Modell?


Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Si...

Golf Talk


Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I thin...

Please don't explain too many times!


There was a brunnette and a redhead sitting ne...

Question answer


What's the chilliest ground in the premiership...

Hooked


A golf pro was helping this attractive young w...

The Legacy Of Michael Jordan


Michael Jordan used to make over $300,000 a ga...

Learn't from kids


For those who already have children past this ...

Question answer


Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto...

Things Learned From Children


1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan,...

Question answer


What lights up a football stadium?A football m...

Golf Lessons


A lady goes for her first golf lesson.
The pr...

Golf


100 years ago, 100 white people chasing a blac...